Quantum of Solace

He's got a gun and great big man-tits
He's got jug-ears and tiny trunks
Dame Judi Dench is FURIOUS with him!
He's gone completely out to lunch
The Quantum of Solace! (The Quantum of Solace!)
I don't know what that means! (What does it mean?)
He's having flash-backs in black and white
No more waxed eyebrows, no more quips
He's got the stunting from the Bourne films
and lots of product sponsorship
The Suantum of Quolace! (The Suantum of Quolace!)
Did I get it confused? (I got it mixed-up!)
He's nearly dead-- no, really, nearly
It's much more gritty than before
No silly gadgets, just lots more fighting
with that French bloke that does parkour
The Thingy of Whatsit! (The Something of Boris!)
I forgot what it's called! (Is that what it was?)
Sometimes I wish Roger Moore would come back
with an underwater car or some kind of jetpack
or a hover-gondola and a Union Jack
Forget it, mate, it's not the '80s!
He'd rather kick you in the face!
We've got a new Bond for the noughties
because the world's a TERRIBLE place!
The Quantum of Solace! (The Quantum of Solace!)
I've written it down! (I'll remember it now!)