I Don't Have a Tie

Take a ride to the other side of the town.
Your eyes are open wide, look around
And find out where you're going.
Social lady is a lawnchair wife,
With a new hairstyle, and a different life.
Sleeps alone in her bed at night.
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair.
I don't have a tie to wear.
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair.
I don't have a tie to wear.
Take a ride to the other side of the town.
Your eyes are open wide, look around
And find out where you're going.
Heavy Mary has to dance alone
Till her weekend man comes to take her home.
Mary's ready, but she has to say no.
Oh, I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair.
I don't have a tie to wear.
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair.
I don't have a tie to wear.
Play children
Play the game for free.
Oh, play children
Play the game for free.
Take a ride to the other side of the town
Your eyes are open wide, look around
And find out where you're going.
Give a hand to your favorite son
When he tries to walk and you make him run,
Run son.
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair.
I don't have a tie to wear.
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair.
I don't have a tie to wear.