The Waitress

Hi! May I take your order?
[VERSE 1]
Dwam!
Ey, that's all I'm gonna say right now
I'm in a loss for words girl, you... girl go and take that bow!
You looking... boy! My lady would hate this
if she knew I was out with her but I'm tripping off the waitress
Well, shit
Who's this?
Baby, why you do this?
I'm sitting here with another female,
and it's supposed to be exclusive
Beautifully loaded booty, hips, and thighs
I want a raspberry lemonade, baby,
and whatever your name is on the side
You speak unique, beautiful teeth
I just peeked!
It's making me weak
to the point I can't even eat!
Cause you give me butterflies
Them butter thighs better be publicized
A beautiful face and waist this great
is no mistake, but I love the eyes!
Better like them other guys,
cause when I want it I'm on it
The way I'm watching you feel comfortable don't it?
But I'm thinking you should be in movies,
and this you need to quit,
then suddenly under my table I got a kid
[HOOK]
I want my girl, ey but I'm looking at the waitress
I'm right up in this meeting tripping off the waitress
Can't think of eating, man my girl would really hate this
I'm sitting here with her but staring at the waitress
[CHORUS]
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that! Work that!)
Go use your money girl and
(Work that! Work that!)
I really like the way you
(Work that! Work that!)
Gonna catch you on the fall
The waitress got it going on!
[VERSE 2]
I'll order any time
I come here many times
a week so she can give me mine
Baby girl is plenty fine
I'm at this meet in Capital Grille,
was sipping when she caught my eye
When she came over to us
I said can I get your number on the fly?
Smelled like no other
Look like she strip undercover
Wish I could follow her home,
and just say thank you to her mother
Another interested brother
who'd love to become your lover,
burn rubber to the spot
To tell my dawgs how much I dug ya
Adamante, I'm not gonna leave this place without getting in your face
I'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how
you taste,
and I move with a puma's pace
So, baby please if you find the time to get up out the weeds
I wanna make you my squeeze,
cause these other chicks you supersede
I call her waitress, and homie, I call him server
The waiters a bloody murder
I never wanna hear no murmur no further
Cause she's pissed, and I'm trying to get in your mix
I want you, so my order you can hate exists
[HOOK]
I want my girl, ey but I'm looking at the waitress
I'm right up in this meeting tripping off the waitress
Can't think of eating, man my girl would really hate this
I'm sitting here with her but staring at the waitress
[CHORUS]
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that! Work that!)
Go use your money girl and
(Work that! Work that!)
I really like the way you
(Work that! Work that!)
Gonna catch you on the fall
The waitress got it going on!
[VERSE 3]
And don't be tipping her below 20 percent
She need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies then see her vent
To get money's a purpose,
if you don't tip you'll get burgers
I believe hers is for tips
amending tuition insuring prom service
I'm nervous, cause I'm gawking mom's curvage
I'm beyond flirted, us hooking up we both concerted
Where you get that smell from?
She would never tell one,
but she told me this
she said she liked me cause I'm well done
Now your girl looking real, real stanky ain't she?
Cause she know you looking at the waitress thinking hanky panky
Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me
Even though she's a single parent breaking her back, but ain't so cranky
I had to make her my girl
Now she gon' eat with me!
Southern booty man!
I truly never need to flee
I'm staying focused,
the waitress got me posted,
but DWAM!
Look at that booty on the hostess!
[HOOK]
I want my girl, ey but I'm looking at the waitress
I'm right up in this meeting tripping off the waitress
Can't think of eating, man my girl would really hate this
I'm sitting here with her but staring at the waitress
[CHORUS]
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that! Work that!)
Go use your money girl and
(Work that! Work that!)
I really like the way you
(Work that! Work that!)
Gonna catch you on the fall
The waitress got it going on!
Work that! Work that! That! That!
Work that! Work that! That! That!
Work that! Work that! That! That!