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My Little Secret Lyrics
People think I'm tall, you probably do too,
'Cause I got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my wiener is a...tiny
It doesn't make any sense, its only 2 1/2
Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh
It'll be like nothing you've ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Please don't be mean, please don't be a jerk
Ive tried all those pills trust me they don't work.
If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
You can't even tell.
I hate myself, Why isn't it long?
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
"I can only give you a finger-job."
I wanna be the stud, now I'm the stooge.
It wouldn't be weird, if my balls weren't so huge.
(But my balls are huge)
I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
But I gotta let nature take its course.
Nature, take it's course
Just kidding, I'm huge.
'Cause I got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my wiener is a...tiny
Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh
It'll be like nothing you've ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Ive tried all those pills trust me they don't work.
If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
You can't even tell.
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
"I can only give you a finger-job."
It wouldn't be weird, if my balls weren't so huge.
(But my balls are huge)
I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
But I gotta let nature take its course.
Nature, take it's course
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