Gotta Digg

When I'm feeling lazy, at school or when I work
I sneak to my computer, and then I like to shirk
I don't go online shopping, I don't email with my mom
I open up my browser, and go to digg-dot-com
Chorus X2:
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh another server's down!
I always dig up Apple, and I bury Microsoft
When I said I was a girl, all the diggers scoffed
And when I see those stories about congressman Ron Paul
I don't even RTFA; I just digg them all!
Chorus X2:
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh another server's down!
The fanboys can be tiresome, they are always outspoken
And if you're listening Kevin Rose, the comment system's broken!
I know digg isn't perfect, but be thankful for what we've got
It's just like daddy always says: "At least it's not Slashdot!!!"
Chorus X2:
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh another server's down!
Gotta Digg
Gotta Digg
Gotta Digg
Chorus X2:
Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big!
Did you hear that awful sound?
Oh another server's down!