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I Hate Coffee

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I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes
I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face
Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground
Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound

[Chorus:] I hate coffee [14x]

Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake
Juan Valdez his sack I'll break
Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate
The only thing thats worse is fucking coffee mate

[Repeat Chorus]

We're all anti-coffee soldiers
We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers
Cappucino and espresso too
if you like coffee then I hate you

[Repeat Chorus]

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blinxbcr On May 13, 2008

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2008-05-13 23:55:32

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