I'm Sorry, Jeannie

I'm sorry, Jeannie - I'm really sorry, Jeannie.
How I described your breasts,
And well, you know the rest.
I hope you still enjoyed the party.
Has anyone seen Artie?
I think I threw up in his shoe.
Oh, no, Pablo, that was you...I'm sorry.
I know...
I'm sorry, Margaret - I'm really sorry, Margaret.
I had no idea your Mom was dead,
If Id a-known, I never would've said what I said.
If I could only take it back now -
Yeah, how I called your dead Mom a cow.
That pictures just not flattering,
And Id never seen a fatter thing...I'm sorry.
I know...
I thought I was the life of the party.
Now I need a morning bracer that's also an eraser.
I'm sorry, Stephen - I'm really sorry, Stephen.
I asked you to take your shirt off,
Oh, I tried to take your shirt off?
I think I mighta touched your butt, too.
I know you clearly asked me not to.
We all show kindness different ways.
No, I swear, dude, I'm not gay.
I'm just sorry...
A little curious and sorry...
I never shoulda...
Never shoulda, never woulda, if I never woulda put a
Lotta Jack, lotta smack, fifteen-pack of Hackensack,
Seven shots, Dewars rocks, trying to keep up with the jocks,
Yellow pills, purple pills, pulling tubes with Stephen Stills
Lines of Tide, Fermaldahyde, by all accounts, I shoulda died!
I killed a fish, broke a dish, puked all over my friend Trish,
Pissed off Bill, pissed on Jill, maybe pissed on Stephen Stills,
burned your chair, pulled your hair, defecated over there.
Not a toilet, now I know.
Where were you when I had to go?
I gotta go.....