Tijuana Jail

We went one day about a month ago,
To have a little fun in Mexico,
We ended up in a gambling spot,
Where the liquor flowed,
And the dice were hot.
So here we are, in the Tijuana jail,
Ain’t got no friends to go our bail,
So here we’ll stay, cause we can’t pay,
Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail.
I was shooting dice, raking in the day,
And then I heard a whistle blow,
We started to run, when a man in blue,
Said, senor, come with me,
Cause I want you.
Just five hundred dollars,
And they’ll set us free,
I couldn’t raise a penny,
If you threatened me,
I know five hundred,
Don’t sound like much,
But just try to find somebody to touch.
So here we are, in the Tijuana jail,
Ain’t got no friends to go our bail,
So here we’ll stay, cause we can’t pay,
Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail.