Crab Dance

wrong is always right in a way to describe
the guilty faces holding nets ready to thrive
As you make your way through to the bit where you dance
the carpets rolled out for that infamous stance
up goes the left arm, followed by the right
eyes fixed your way as your caught in the light
disillutioned from the pressure and commitments at home
he leaves it all behind for this fame he prevokes
i'm sorry we're not quite
crab dance legitimate
we could leave you too it
afraid you might be on your own

see i know a lad who invented the crab dance
imitators have tried it - its labelled a crap dance
adrenaline rushes and he can't look back now
subscribers to crab dance don't need their fix now
to the ones in the room with irregular heartbeats
your not to know that he gives it a rethink
i think this mans born to give us the crab dance
you fail to learn the first but he's writing a new stance
got a stella in his hand and a net to catch the crab
eyes are closed, raving, now theres no looking back
no theres no looking back, away from it all
the angst in his life is his neccesary tool
i'm sorry we're not quite
crab dance legitimate
we could leave you too it
afraid you might be on your own

see i know a lad who invented the crab dance
imitators have tried it - its labelled a crap dance
adrenaline rushes and he can't look back now
subscribers to crab dance don't need their fix now