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Happy Bidet (Let The Bald Eagle Soar) Lyrics
A bathroom stall is not so bad,
If you had to choose places to be had.
After sixty-seven Christmas holidays,
You've never seen such happy bidets.
Oh America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
Oh I know it hurts a little bit,
Maybe more the pride? From the smell of it?
A patriot shouldn't be so 'soft.'
No, you got fucked in the Ashcroft.
Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
If you had to choose places to be had.
After sixty-seven Christmas holidays,
You've never seen such happy bidets.
Cos the eagle got balled.
Maybe more the pride? From the smell of it?
A patriot shouldn't be so 'soft.'
No, you got fucked in the Ashcroft.
Cos the eagle got balled.
Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
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Submitted by
wrat On Mar 23, 2008
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