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Hockey Monkey

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Hockey Monkey Lyrics

All the scientists are running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
Cause he's down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the kids

And all the mothers are running around
Looking for their children but they cant be found
'Cause they're down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the monkey

And it's One! Two! Three!
The kids love the monkey
And it's Four! Five! Six!
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Havin' a good time, yeah

National Guard is running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the kids

And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they cant be found
'Cause they're down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the monkey

And it's One! Two! Three!
The kids love the monkey
And it's Four! Five! Six!
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Havin' a good time, yeah

It's One! Two! Three!
The kids love the monkey
And it's Four! Five! Six!
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Havin' a good time, yeah

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worldcitizen On Mar 20, 2008

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All the scientists are running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
Cause he's down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the kids

And all the mothers are running around
Looking for their children but they cant be found
'Cause they're down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the monkey

And it's One! Two! Three!
The kids love the monkey
And it's Four! Five! Six!
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Havin' a good time, yeah

National Guard is running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the kids

And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they cant be found
'Cause they're down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the monkey

And it's One! Two! Three!
The kids love the monkey
And it's Four! Five! Six!
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Havin' a good time, yeah

It's One! Two! Three!
The kids love the monkey
And it's Four! Five! Six!
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Havin' a good time, yeah

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2008-03-20 20:15:37

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