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Why Did I Marry a Beekeeper? Lyrics
Let me put you in the picture,
I’d rather jump in a cement mixer,
Than spend another minute of my life,
With you my beekeeping wife.
Can you remember what we were,
Before you took up apiculture?
Can you remember what we were,
Before you took up apiculture?
We both have hobbies, it’s only fair,
But recently I’ve become aware,
That you never spend any time with me,
Because you’re always tending to some bee.
Can you remember what we were,
Before you took up apiculture?
Can you remember what we were,
Before you took up apiculture?
I love you but it’s just not funny,
You’re always down the hives collecting honey,
Why don’t you talk to me instead?
And take your protective clothing off in bed,
You’re always out there with the swarm,
You’ve left me here so lovelorn,
I cannot live with an apiarist,
So I’m going down the beehives and I’m going to slit my wrists.
I’d rather jump in a cement mixer,
Than spend another minute of my life,
With you my beekeeping wife.
Before you took up apiculture?
Can you remember what we were,
Before you took up apiculture?
But recently I’ve become aware,
That you never spend any time with me,
Because you’re always tending to some bee.
Before you took up apiculture?
Can you remember what we were,
Before you took up apiculture?
You’re always down the hives collecting honey,
Why don’t you talk to me instead?
And take your protective clothing off in bed,
You’re always out there with the swarm,
You’ve left me here so lovelorn,
I cannot live with an apiarist,
So I’m going down the beehives and I’m going to slit my wrists.
Song Info
Submitted by
wallamanage On Mar 01, 2008
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