Bossy Man

You need a bossy man to love you
A bossy man to hold you close
A bossy man to dress and care for you A bossy man to take control
You need a man to make your mind up
A bossy man to set you free
From all of life’s upsetting choices
Like what to do and who to be
Bossy man you need a bossy bossy man
He is the only one who can
He is your bossy bossy man
You need a man to take the trash out A man to open up the door
This bossy man he likes to tango
And understands what power’s for
You need a man with all the answers
A bossy man to run the show
This bossy man he pays for everything He never says I do not know
(And here we have a big dance number With fireworks and flowers
The band goes undercover)
You think you want a man who listens You want a man who lets you drive
How 'bout a fool who compromises
Or better yet a fool who cries
Yeah well you want a lot of funny things don’t you?
And most of them do you no good
You ask can anybody fix me?
I know a bossy man who could
Bossy man you need a bossy bossy man
He is the only one who can
He is your bossy bossy man