Better Than This

Well that sleepy little campfire popped and kinda crackled
We were heatin' up the pork and beans
Bubba said, "Man it don't get any better
Than this, if you know what I mean"
We sat there for a minute
Listenin' to the crickets thinkin' this was pretty hard to beat
'Til Junior stood up
Spit in the fire
And said, "Boys I hate to disagree"
But if a bus load of women
Really good lookin' women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And ol' Joe T. Garcia
Showed up with Fajitas
And a hundred gallon keg of beer
And Haggard dropped by
And brought Willie with him
And they started takin' requests
Well don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this
If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat
And volunteered to be our fishin' guides
And Richard Petty pulled up in the old 43 car
And asked us if we wanted a ride
We'd all sit around
Singin' Poncho and Lefty
Playin' poker, smokin' big cigars
Now don't take offense, ya'll
I'm perfectly content
Just sittin' here under the stars
But if a bus load of women
Really good lookin' women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And old Emeril Lagasse
Showed up with Kielbas-e
And a hundred gallon keg of beer
And Haggard dropped by
And brought Willie with him
And they started takin' requests
And don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this
But if a bus load of women
Really good lookin' women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And little Jimmy Dickens
Showed up with fried chicken
And a hundred gallon keg of beer
Merle Haggard dropped by
And brought Willie with him
Well don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this
And don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this