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She's A Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Lyrics
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer
She's been running low on Christmas cheer
With a bottle in her hand
And with her legs around a man
Is how she's probably spending Christmas this year
And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
There's no shopping, just bar-hopping
It's her reason for the season
She's been stalking Santa Claus from the mall
She's got a plan for every man
She wants them all to understand
That she won't stop until she gift wraps them all
Well was there mistletoe?
Hell no!
Blame it on the alcohol
Hit the lights
Let's go!
Now it's time to deck the halls
It's Christmastime
There's magic in the air
But she don't care, no
Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
There's cold outside
But it's warm in the bed
Why go sleigh riding
When I could ride her instead?
I think the egg nog's going to her head for sure
(She can't take a joke)
She'll be on the rooftop
Old Saint Nick
Dirty pictures in the bedroom
Click! Click! click!
No, I don't think that's what mistletoe is for
She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright
And she says, "Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
'Cause she's a ho
She's a ho
Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
She's been running low on Christmas cheer
With a bottle in her hand
And with her legs around a man
Is how she's probably spending Christmas this year
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
It's her reason for the season
She's been stalking Santa Claus from the mall
She's got a plan for every man
She wants them all to understand
That she won't stop until she gift wraps them all
Hell no!
Blame it on the alcohol
Hit the lights
Let's go!
Now it's time to deck the halls
It's Christmastime
There's magic in the air
But she don't care, no
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
But it's warm in the bed
Why go sleigh riding
When I could ride her instead?
I think the egg nog's going to her head for sure
(She can't take a joke)
Old Saint Nick
Dirty pictures in the bedroom
Click! Click! click!
No, I don't think that's what mistletoe is for
She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright
And she says, "Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
She's a ho
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year
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I love this song. Patent Pending is freakin' amazing.
And if I was either gay, or a girl... oh, the things I would do to them. =X
I love Joe's rap in this song, it's so epic. I love all the chatter in the background ((which, by the way, it doesn't say "she can't take a joke" at that part, it's "SHE TIPSY, fa sho', fa sho'." lol. Otherwise, good job =D ))
P.S. Where can I find this girl? I could use some Holiday lovin'! ;-P
Lol, I absoluetly love this song! It's hilarious and I can't help but crack up no matter how many times I've listened to it!
Has anybody seen the videoclip?
Patent Pending are great stuff!
FUNNIES SONG EVER! I agree Joe's rap makes it! "Turn the headphones up!" haha