I Am The Walrus

A young watusi watches I Love Lucy
And I think, "what can this mean?"
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think, "what can this mean?"
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Sold my niece to Edwin Meese
And I wonder what life's about
Talked of tires while your dog caught fire
And I wonder what life's about
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Some nights I'm lying in bed wonderin what would happen if Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and decided she doesn't want to do "These Boots are Made for Walking" anymore and all she wanted to do for the rest of her natural life was hum the "Theme From S.W.A.T."
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Poke out your eyes and move to Portland
Kill your wife and move to Portland
Burn down your home and move to Portland
Come on, everybody! We're moving to Portland
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeah, I am the walrus!