Happy Right This Second

There's a tiny chihuahua in my hand
Smaller than any dog God had ever planned
This dog is so amazingly small
I'm not sure that technically it's a dog at all
But when I hold it I am
Happy right this second
Right this second I am happy
I am happy right this tiny second now
I sit around and I gripe about TV
Hate it even though you got us cable for free
Just when I start feeling really mean
We flip to a station showing high school drill team routines
And when I watch it I am
Happy right this second
Right this second I am happy
I am happy right this tiny second now
If I try not to dwell on it
Perhaps I can put a spell on it
Be happy for two seconds in a row
Then I'll be the happiest person that I know
Sometimes I feel I'm drowning in a sea of misery
Then I see that tiny dog
Swimming out to rescue me
The world is full of pain and greed and vice
Still you can get your full name carved
On a single grain of rice
And that's enough to make me
Happy right this second
Right this second I am happy
I am happy right this tiny second now
Happy right this second
Right this second I am happy
I am happy right this tiny second now
Happy right this second
Right this second I am happy
I am happy right this tiny second now
Right now
Right now