Greatest Hits

I tried to write a song, but I can't sing
I make a full, complete apology for it
You took my hand, you broke my thumb
You needed someone to hold on to
Paint a picture of your insecurity
And less is more or less, it's meaningless to me
You took my hand, you broke my arm
You needed someone warm to hold on to
Let's compile the greatest hits of your lovelife
You and I, a list of all the failures we admired
Let's compile the greatest hits of your lovelife
Shouldn't take too long
Made a film of every day there's ever been
Best original screenplay I have ever seen
You took my hand, you broke my arm
You needed someone warm to hold on to
Let's compile the greatest hits of your lovelife
You and I, a list of all the failures we admired
Let's compile the greatest hits of your lovelife
Shouldn't take too long
A double gatefold triple CD presentation box
Maybe just an EP
Maybe just a 7"
A 45 - That only plays one side
You took my hand, you broke my arm
You needed someone warm to hold on to
Let's compile the greatest hits of your lovelife
You and I, a list of all the failures we admired
Let's compile the greatest hits of your lovelife
Shouldn't take too long