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Slutty Halloween Lyrics
Halloween was my favorite holiday, but in these last few years
Something so terrible has filled me with fear
It's not the razor in the apple; no, I heard that never happened
No, it's something much worse
It's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball
Just putting kitten ears on your head is not creative
And a skimpy black dress is not very scary–unless you're Ann Coulter
Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man
I'm not a prude, but I'm not a fan
Of women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball
Okay, so maybe if you play a dead prostitute from, say, Jack the Ripper days
Or, or maybe a zombie whore from outer space
But that naughty devil outfit in lingerie?
Well, that's... just not good
Something so terrible has filled me with fear
It's not the razor in the apple; no, I heard that never happened
No, it's something much worse
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball
And a skimpy black dress is not very scary–unless you're Ann Coulter
Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man
I'm not a prude, but I'm not a fan
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball
Or, or maybe a zombie whore from outer space
But that naughty devil outfit in lingerie?
Well, that's... just not good
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