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Damn, You Look Good and I'm Drunk (Scandalous) Lyrics
S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-S
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)
It's time to get a tan
It's half-off if you bring a friend
With them crazy press-on nails
Uh oh, uh oh
Here's the truth
You're kind of hot
But when you open up to talk
I can feel I'm going soft
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
Don't ask me to sign your skin
Can't you see these little kids?
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead
No good
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good
S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-S
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)
Girl, I dig your fanny pack
Riding low behind your back
Give them boys a heart attack
Uh oh, uh oh
But don't come at me with them lips
Sayin' you just want a kiss
Cause Lord only knows where you've been
Uh oh, uh oh
Don't ask me to sign your skin
I'm honestly not interested
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead
No good
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good (x2)
This is V.I.P. Party Boys
And we've got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy, hoes
Girl, where'd you get your outfit, Pick n' Pay?
Your mama picked, but she sure didn't pay
I didn't pay money for my body
What are you supposed to be
Some sort of Long Island Lolita, honey?
Are you sure you're even a woman?
Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket
Or do you got a dick like me?
You're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead
No good
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good (x2)
S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-S
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)
It's half-off if you bring a friend
With them crazy press-on nails
Uh oh, uh oh
Here's the truth
You're kind of hot
But when you open up to talk
I can feel I'm going soft
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
Can't you see these little kids?
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)
Riding low behind your back
Give them boys a heart attack
Uh oh, uh oh
But don't come at me with them lips
Sayin' you just want a kiss
Cause Lord only knows where you've been
Uh oh, uh oh
I'm honestly not interested
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good (x2)
And we've got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy, hoes
Girl, where'd you get your outfit, Pick n' Pay?
Your mama picked, but she sure didn't pay
I didn't pay money for my body
What are you supposed to be
Some sort of Long Island Lolita, honey?
Are you sure you're even a woman?
Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket
Or do you got a dick like me?
If my mama was dead
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good (x2)
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)
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I love the VIP Party Boys, lol =]].
"Are you sure you're even a woman?!"
Girl, where'd you get your outfit? Pick n' pay? You're momma picked but she sure didn't pay. Are you sure you're even a woman? Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket, or do you got a dick Like me? I think these are the funniest lines of the song, just can't get enough of it!
For some reason, this song reminds me of hiring a transsexual prostitute. Like, some guy got really super drunk and then found this prostitute, slept with them. And then in the morning they were like, "...fuck."
Haha, anyone else get that feeling?
That's what i'm thinking.
That's what i'm thinking.
Don't ask me to sign your skin Can't you see these little kids?
yeah, I agree with xxlindsaydarexx. The V.I.P. Party Boys part is so damn funny. I love it. Gabe makes me so happy. I think it's go to do with that, and then the transsexual thing. Kinda mean actually.
Most amazing song with no meaning behind it, everrr. :)
"Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket Or do you got a dick like me?"
Holy shit. Best Cobra moment EVER.
Time to get a tan, its half off if you bring a friend with them crazy press on nails I can feel I'M going soft But don't come at me with them lips sayin' you just want a kiss I'm honestly not interested Some sort of Long Island Lolita You're the kind of girl I'D take home to mom
just some little corrections. :D
ifl this song
that VIP Party Boys part cracks me up. haha
this song definately makes me lol its one of my faves off the new cd
lol, awesome song.