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K.I.S.S.I.N.G. (A Kiss Is Not a Contract) Lyrics

A kiss is not a contract
but it's very nice
yes it's very nice

Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south

A kiss is not a contract
but it's very nice
yes it's very very nice

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys
Just because I'm in an acoustic folk band,
It doesn't mean I only want poon-tang
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
Oh because...

I'm only one man
Baby
We're only two men, Ladies
Baby, oh pretty babies

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shadowboxing On Sep 17, 2007

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by nuclearknife

15y ago

A kiss is not a contract but it's very nice yes it's very nice

Just because you've been exploring my mouth Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south

BEST LYRIC EVER!!!!! i hope they make more music!!!

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