Divas Are Skanks

If Britney is a virgin, then I'm the King of Spain,
And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained.
Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high.
Cause divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.
Mariah had a breakdown. Shania's teeth are fake,
And Celine's constant shrieking is more than I can take.
If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell.
Divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.
I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on.
I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs.
Lets all get together and dance around like sluts.
Dressing up like hookers and show off their big butts.
Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch.
Cause divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.
Shakira please shake you ass for me.
Shakira please belly dance for me.
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
And I'd be here and you'd be there and that's the deal my
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are s-k-a-n-k-s, skanks, skanks.