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I got up this morning and did fifty five press-ups stat
I brushed my teeth since breakfast and I threw away my Playboy - that's bad!
The Ferrari's in the garage and I gave it a wash, just for you!

But please don't make me come to the theater, it's so uncool!

I'll babysit my cousin and I promise not to tease him, oh no
I'll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him, oh
I'll watch him like a hawker and in case a fit should seize him

But please don't make me come to the theater, it's so grim!

Kevin's a model child,
Always as good as gold.
Kevin is never wild,
Always does as he's told.

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r0berito On Aug 15, 2007

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by Tom_And_Jerry

17y ago

This was originally supposed to come before Cousin Kevin on Tommy. Originally, Cousin Kevin was supposed to be after Fiddle About on the album and this song was going to come in between them. However, when Cousin Kevin was moved to after Christmas, this song was removed from the album.

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