Canibus Man

[Canibus]
Yo, yo, let me explain something so that you understand //
You will never be iller than the Canibus man //
You could be male, female, black, white //
Fuck the details, I rip a nigga with a rhyme till he screams help //
Any nigga I told to kneel knelt //
You haven't the slighest idea what a real MC is about //
You need to be yourself, you can't sound like nobody else //
And you can't do all of the beats yourself //
You can't do it without the streets help //
Niggas on the block that blast the boom box till the speakers melt //
That's how I was brought up, big fat elephant balls what //
I'm a knucklehead with big walnuts, small frame extra large guts //
I'll do anything to a nigga if he pushes me hard enough //
I use to rhyme like all day //
I mean little nigga spittin till my jaws felt sore with pain //
I use to train with myself in the mirror //
Like "Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me who's iller" //
How you like that? I use to say it just like that //
Maybe I should copyright that, I'll be right back //
(Pause)
Sorry to leave you hangin //
I write things down quick cuz I ain't takin no chances //
Thats the difference between you and me //
You a wanna-be, and I'm an MC //
I'm just in the booth right now //
I'm just kickin it with you right now //
I'm tellin you the truth right now //
You can't fuck with the Canibus man, you can't fuck with the Canibus man //
[Canibus]
Now in this rap field, I got a lot of confirmed kills //
I put niggaz through drills to prove if they got true skills //
You coulda sold millions, but if you ain't got 100 bars shut the fuck up //
At least don't talk to me, cuz I aint hearin you //
If you that ill, give me a hundred bars, I'm darin you //
I definitely ain't scared of you //
I go to war cuz I'm prepared to lose //
Just as long as I get to damage you //
Take the mic from you, then put a knife in you //
That's what I like to do, make you lose a pint or two //
If you a lion I'm a tiger too //
I could be as nice as you, but if you a snake I'm a viper too //
Look you in the eyes and lie to you //
Thinkin about all the possible ways to kill you while I smile at you //
You like to get fly nigga I'm a pilot too //
Don't even try to get deep cuz I'm a diver too //
Don't try to fit in my shoes cuz you cant //
Nobody can fuck with the Canibus man, understand? //
[Canibus]
Yo, yo, yo, my mouth is mechanically mechanized //
My verbal weapon fires a whole clip of rhymes before you can get off one round //
Can-I-Bus will buss ya, apply enough pressure to crush ya, I pulverize mother fuckers //
Leave MC's laid out like hurricane debris, 15 Megatons of TNT //
The overseas block busta, bustin up blocks like the Tiguska meteorite to hit Russia //
Comin from the underground I discovered //
A ground underneath the ground before underground bunkers //
Dedicate it's blunkers, deeper than the labrith //
Conductin excavations of the matrix //
Living in uninhabitable places, craters of a desert like oasis with a cydonian faces //
As barren as Las Vegas, as barren as the wombs of women who use artificial insemination //
As barren as Utah's Salt Lake City basin, as barren as ancient Egypt before irrigation //
A five-star chef makin mouth-watering creations with blood stains on my apron //
Put the heads of wack MC's in my oven and bake them //
Then garlic bread sticks in their eye sockets and taste them //
It's not really that odd, when you consider part of the ancient culture loves to eat dogs //
Feline cats with their claws, paws and all //
Caucasians eat frogs, African-americans eat the hog //
Hindus in India will kneel to the floor and worship cows and rats as gods //
I raise the odds, spit rhymes towards Mars and beyond to the nearest binary star //
I'mma tell you once more my main man, you can't fuck with the Canibus man //