The Whales of Africa

Hello Andreas McGraff
Hello Davidson Scott
Have I ever told ye about the whales of Africa
No ya haven't
The lived long ago
Long before the echoes of time
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
Oh once there was a time where only sea creatures lived
It was a dark gloomy time with no food to give
They feed on guacamoles
They drink mercury
And whenever they have to
They will hide in an angry tree
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
Believe it or not
These stories are true
And believe it or not
These whales are not blue
They're purple with pink polka dots
And bright yellow square spots
They love cooking monkey meat
In triangular pots
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
If you encounter one of these
Be sure you don't have any cheese
It makes the animal go insane
And they'll use suction cups to dismantle your brain
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
Come on
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay
Last time
The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play
The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay