Bloody Jeff

I lost my job and my wife did too
Bloody Jeff
I can't catch a tram, don't know what to do
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The ozone hole makes it hot as hell
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And a team from Perth won the AFL
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Jeff Kennott's responsible for everything that goes wrong
You might think we're making it up but the list goes on and on

I stubbed my toe so hard I cried
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The Beatles split up and Elvis died
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I couldn't find a pen when I went to the bank
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The Hindenburg burned, the Titanic sank
Whose fault? Bloody Jeff!
Jeff Kennott's nasty man, he has been since his youth
He knows all the words to American Pie and we'll tell you the truth
The truth is,
Jeff Kennott is Dracula
He's Bigfoot
He's also a UFO
Jeff shot JR
He shot JFK
He shot Michael J Fox
Hang on, Michael J Fox didn't get shot... Yet
Ladies and Gentlemen the worst thing of all
Jeff Kennott killed Laura Palmer
Jeff Kennott likes Billy Ray Cyrus and he wears bad clothes
And he's responsible for Michael Jackson's nose
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