I Missed The Bus

I get up at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock
It takes me an hour to stick my hair up, but why?
Why do I always miss the bus?
I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno
We're you up late last night? I guess so
And were you watching TV? Uh huh
What kind of TV? Magnumbox
Well that's no excuse
For what? For missing the bus
I missed the bus again
I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
My boss said to me "You know you're gonna rot in your own toenail pus
Why do you always miss the bus?"
I missed the bus again
I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
So there I am watching the bus leave me
I can't believe I missed the bus today
I have a bus pass that I have not used yet
Because I always miss the bus
I missed the bus again
I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno
We're you up late last night? I guess so
And were you watching TV? Uh huh
Bet you're watching three's company. Yeah!
Cause I love three's company
I love three's company
I love three's company
But that's no excuse for missing the bus
I missed the bus again
I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
My boss said to me "You know you're gonna rot in your own toenail pus
Why do you always miss the bus?"
I missed the bus, and I had no excuse
I missed the bus, and there was nothing I could do
I missed the bus, there is goes, driving away
I missed the bus, and there was nothing I could say

I missed the bus
I missed the bus again
I missed the bus... oh yeah!