MadmaN

Strolled into a bar
Said I'll rest myself for a while
After all I was a little thirsty
When I was sat beside and older guy
Who had an eye of evil kind
I know it was meant for me
It took a while
But then I knew the truth
When I spilled my dry vermouth
On his Whitesnake concert shirt
I said please don't sell me out
There's a madman chasing after me
Please don't sell me out
There's a madman chasing after me
We carried through
And we made it to another hour
That be two this ain't so bad after all
But once again I speak to soon
It sure must be a full moon frowning
It almost seems perpetual
I met a man we didn't speak
Sat there hours silent I don't speak any Espanola
Jose don't speak at all
Cuz he's a liquid man made of alcohol
Or should I say Alcohola
I said please don't sell me out
There's a madman chasing after me
Please don't sell me out
There's a madman chasing after me
Up butt naked underneath my car
Outside the bar next morning
But at least I wasn't driving
Copper I don't see why
You can't drive on the other side
That's how they do it
Over in England
Funny guy was his quick reply
But not before my DUI
All because I was thirsty
I said please don't sell me out
There's a madman chasing after me
Please don't sell me out
There's a madman chasing after me