Elmo Pimps Hoes

Sunny day, chasing our cares away
And making sure we stay the hell out of elmo's way,
cause he's one bad motherfucker
he's one bad motherfucker
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
and he'll pimp you too
Unlike snuffalufagus
El makes the bitches huff and puff on his...
nuts
cause it's like that
he's a pimp from Seasame St.
fuck with Elmo and you might get beat
like Cookie Monster got beat cause he was playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat
but Elmo saw him try to cheat
so he got out his seat
whipped out his meat
and gave Cookie Monster a treat
now that blue bitch is missing a few teeth
now how many cookies can he eat?
NONE MOTHERFUCKER!
cause he got busted in the motherfuckin mouth, yeah.
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
and he'll pimp you too
Big Bird, Big Bird
better check what ya heard
I heard Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd
I told Elmo about that shit
Elmo made Big Bird suck his dick
then he hit him in the beak and said
"You weak! You weak!"
then Elmo said, "Hey Big Bird, you better get out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat, cause i'm the motherfucking pimp of Sesame St.!"
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
and he'll pimp you too
motherfucker
yeah