Candyland (John Mayer Wonderland Parody)

We are watching cartoons
Your mom won't be home too soon
What's left which your made to do
Is to strip down and play doctor with you
And I know that its a sin
But I just can't help myself
I know you're only ten
But, you look like you're twelve
And if you want love, we'll make it
Say its against the law, but we'll break it
Your too young for it to feel good
But, you can fake it
And I'll buy you an ice cream cone
I wanna play some candyland with you
Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too
I wanna play some candyland
I'll pick you up from school
With glitter in your hair
Piggy back rides into the pool
With Pooh Bear on your underwear
You can give me your shoe
And I'll show you how to tie it
Your mom will never tuck you in
Without me hiding in your closet
You want love, we'll make it
Say its against the law, but we'll break it
Too young for it to feel good
But you can fake it
And if you do a good job
I'll take you out to Disney Land, It's true
I'll play with all your toys
If you play with mine too
I'll take you out to Disney Land
Damn, baby, your mother hates me
But we can make her a necklace
With string and Macoroni
We can go in a room
And ride my little pony
[Talking and laughing]
I wanna play some candyland with you
Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too
But during all the time I'll still be true
I just wanna play some candyland
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