3 Turntables & 2 Microphones

Is this thing on?
Hello? Ch-ch-ch
Dear Howard
It recently came to my attention that I did not win this year's freestyle rap competition
True my feelings were hurt
But I'm OK
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
I am so sick and tired
Everything I do
It is wrong with you
I have to constantly second guess myself in everything because you only see my actions in your own way
But I can lose these
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
What the fuck was i supposed to do?
I can't read your mind
I am going to put it on the line
You are so damn dramatic
And lets do it now!
3 turntables & 2 microphones (x2)
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
Awww yeah (x4)
Thats what daddy likes, woo
I want to hear my girl sing some harmony
3 turntables & 2 microphones (x7)
Thats my girl
If you think that I am not a broken man
Then you are sadly, sadly
Wrong
Now Howard
I want to be
Magnanimous
I want to be a good loser
I am not a bitter man
This year's freestyle rap competition
Doesn't mean a thing to me now
It's all in the past
But lets face it
You and I know, the whole world knows
That DJ whats-his-name
Doesn't deserve that title
Let my people know
That I will be back next year
And I'll have 4 turntables and 3 microphones
4 turntables and 3 microphones (x5)
Aww yeah
He can eat a bowl of cereal for all I care
You wanna come hang with me, I got the shit
3 turntables & 2 microphones (x4)