Wean me

Ill start with a story to get you in the mood
It might be a little scary and definitely rude
if you want an example of some things i will include
there will be cunty wunty, shitty-witty, clitty-witty Poon
WEAN ME
wean me tiny person
WEAN ME
wean me all day
WEAN ME
you lovely little person
WEAN ME
thats a nice toupee
Scheisse! Ich habe Kopfschmerzen!
Ach Nein!
SCHEISSE
Ever since i was about 5 years old
theres been something missing, while my heart stays cold
EMO
And then i realised while i was on a trampoline
THATS THE SHITTING PROBLEM, I NEED TO BE WEANED
you wanky little noodle
ill stab you in the cunt
if you ever try to trick me again
by dressing as a nun
i saw you coming over
you holy little swine
i was that close to weaning
and you were watching all the time
im not into fisting
or munting, not at all
but if you dont try weaning
then you really are a fool
dont be grumpy plop plop
or yucky wanky wank
or naughty nanny nob nob
I REALLY LOVE ANNE FRANK
WEAN ME
wean me tiny person
WEAN ME
wean me all day
WEAN ME
you lovely little person
WEAN ME
in san diego bay
Or maybe san jose?
on valentines day!
while we play croquet
in a small cafe?
I just love to wean
im a wean machine
im really really keen
do you flick your bean?