Crystal Meffin

I'm only Wayne Meffin'
I'm only messin'
Trespassin' crystal meffin'
I'll break yer fucking face
And I'll nick yer resin
Then I'll kick yer 'ed in
Then I'll start grebbin'
At passers by cars and buses
You are all a bunch of fuckin' pussies
This is a Devvo rap
Smoke it, toke it, deal it, break it
Smoke it, toke it, deal it, deal it
Smoke it, smoke it, smoke it
Swapped got want need
Swapped got want need
Had
Best beleeze I'm a wannabees
I'm a motherfuckin' prodigees
I'm a motherfuckin' prodigy
Africa, Jamaica, India and Brighton
Fuck you I'm always fightin'
Droppin' a E and I'm nickin' yer purse
Me mate Lee
Boshes E's like you wun't beleeze
Jail bait please
He's not a bell end, he's not a bell end
Lets have a switzy on your jeb end
That's a ciggy or a rolly
I'm not fuckin' bothered
Bothered! Bothered! Dickhead...
Maximum in the area
Fuckin' bedwetter I want yer sweater
Sell it on Thorsby Markets for a tenner
Probably won't get that much
(Fucking Fruit of the Loom innit, no-one buys Fruit of the Loom anymore)
Easy E I'm not a geezer
I'm a microphone teaser
Crowd pleaser
Sweatin' like a beaver
Get your rat out, get your rat out
Sweatin' like a beaver
Get your rat out, get your rat out
Oi oi oi!