I wasn't really drunk

You look so pretty when you have been drinking
I don't care that your friends say you're a mess
You laugh at all my jokes when no one else does
So I feel it's only right I must confess
You see, I wasn’t really drunk, I was just pretending
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
Oh, this party, it seems neverending
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes
I found you sitting there under the table
I hoped that you would make some room for me
But I have never been much of a drinker
And at this bar they don't serve herbal tea
You see, I wasn’t really drunk, I was just pretending
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
Oh, this party, it seems neverending
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes
I woke up with the dawn to fix you breakfast
I served it to you right there in your bed
But your bloodshot eyes addressed me like a stranger
As if I'd caused that pain inside your head
You see, I wasn’t really drunk, I was just pretending
Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do
Oh, this party, it seems neverending
I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes