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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Lyrics
Well it took me five bars, some thirty license plates
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
Well I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool
So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin' pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk
She came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate, i'm on a pitch
Little bitch
Them pretty girls can play their game
But their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
I didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail
And I was mad as hell
Well them pretty girls their all the same
But their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
Well I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool
So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin' pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
She came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate, i'm on a pitch
Little bitch
Them pretty girls can play their game
But their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
I didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail
And I was mad as hell
Well them pretty girls their all the same
But their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
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Submitted by
catcrazy247 On May 12, 2007
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OMG WHY HAS NO1 COMMENTED?! this song is awesome And hilarious! i dont listen to country much but i love this girl!
one comment????? u gosta be kidding me!! i love this song. it is amazing. she is a kickass kinda girl and i love that about her. no guy is ever gonna mess with ther. she might just up and kill him or his new girlfriend! haha.
This song means just what is says...lmao. GREAT song for when you need to vent :)
Good song to jam out to. Miranda is making sure the new girlfriend knows what the ex is all about. Not sure if the guy cheated on her in this song but certainly sounds like it.
i love the lyrics.
It's about a woman who can't take the fact that her ex boyfriend got over her before she got over him and decides to take it out on the ex girlfriend. She is the real bitch, not the ex-girlfriend. A rational person would avoid the situation all together. Grow up, Miranda. Just because he wasn't miserable like you were when you broke up doesn't mean you have to take it out on the innocent new girlfriend. She's not the bitch. YOU ARE. Get a grip.