A Guy Is A Guy

I walked down the street
Like a good girl should
He followed me down the street
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
What this fellow did to me
I walked to my house
Like a good girl should
He followed me to my house
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
What this fellow did to me
I never saw the boy before
So nothing could be silly-er
At closer range, his face was strange
But his manner was familiar
So I walked up the stairs
Like a good girl should
He followed me up the stairs
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
What this fellow did to me
So I walked to my door
Like a good girl should
He stopped at my door
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
What this fellow did to me
He asked me for a good night kiss
I said: "It's still good day,"
I would have told him more except
His lips got in the way
So I talked to my ma
Like a good girl should
And ma talked to pa
Like I knew she would
And they all agreed
On the married life for me
A guy is a guy
Wherever ever he may be
So I walked down the aisle
Like a good girl should
He followed me down the aisle
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So now you've heard the story
Of what someone did to me
That's what he did to me!