Kansas City Star

Got a letter just this morning
It was postmarked Omaha
It was typed and neatly written
Offerin' me this better job
Better job at higher wages
Expenses paid and a car
But I'm on TV here locally
And I can't quit I'm a star
I come on the TV grinnin'
Wearin' pistols and a hat
It's a kiddie show and
I'm a hero of the younger set
I'm the number one attraction
Every supermarket parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot
Kansas City Star
That's what I are
Yo-dilly-lay you ought to see my car
Drive a big ole Cadillac
With wide wheels
Got rhinestones on the spokes
I got credit down at the grocery store
And my barber tells me jokes
I'm the number one attraction
Every supermarket parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot
Kansas City Star
That's what I are
Yo-dilly-lay you ought to see my car
Drive a big ole Cadillac
With wide wheels
Got rhinestones on the spokes
I got credit down at the grocery store
And my barber tells me jokes
I'm the number one attraction
Every supermarket parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot
Stay tuned we're gonna have a Popeye cartoon in a minute