three dudes kissing

I sing a song for happy days
When bluebirds sang and kids would play
And talk about important things
Like cats with claws and birds with wings
I sing a song for peace and joy
Where every girl fucks every BOY
And dances 'round the fireplace
Or drives a cart to OUTER SPACE
we were out back
[screaming]when you told me
three dudes kissing now thats hot
...and i thought
that it was fine
to show you that it's not
I sing a song for you and me
I'd drive your car into the SEA
And when they drained the ocean blue
I'd give my apologies to you
I sing a song for us and them
Where drunks and punks and monks spit phlegm
And reindeer prance on broken GLASS
To feel the skin under the grass
I sing a song for robots too
Cause scene chicks dig them, yeah thats true
And dont forget about ninjas bro
oh yeah man lets go go go
I tell a tale of yonder years
when fireworks exploded near
and blasted through the basement walls
to show me how to rob the MALLS
[screaming]we were out front
when you told me
three dudes kissing now thats hot
and i thought
that it was fine
to prove to you that it's not
[screaming]we were in bed
when you showed me
that three dudes kissing can be hot
and i thought
that it was fine
to blame it all on the booze
aha!
ROCK!
(guitar noises with mouth)
[spaceship to space credits andrew jamison for helping them write lyrics to this song]