Hostage Life

Of Shotguns and Pleasure Wands

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crush those bones to reach the goal/
no nipples in the halftime show/
bite that tit but you can’t suck it/
they wanted Ginsberg’s verse destroyed because his biker howled out in joy/
kick that ass but you can’t fuck it/
vilifying consensual sexual acts is more offensive than a dick in an ass/
burn these sheets and think nothing of it at all/
well, they ruined this bed before it was made/
they’re happiest when you feel afraid/
stand up tall and get your scars/
if you will not deny what you are

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kjeske On Apr 11, 2007

This Song Was Written By a Committee

We Will Make You Crawl

Sons of Hostage Life

The Last Superman

Securing My Seat (On The Hostage Life Board of Directors)

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2007-04-11 20:35:13

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