Frat Guys

Join Alpha Beta Pi where the fun never ends
For 300 bucks a quarter you can buy your friends
You want to join to our prestigious brotherhood you got it
Your first job will be to clean up our vomit
It’s hazing time what to do? Hey I got it
How about something homoerotic
And if you pass out, on your face we’ll draw a dick
Give each other high fives and urinate in public
And our house is full of trash and sleaze
Fall asleep on the floor and you’ll get a disease
But our respect for diversity gives us pride
We’re the only frat on campus with 2 black guys
Lots of drugs and really cheap beer
Which we drink until we can’t see clear
And if we get bored we’ll do each other in the rear
We’re frat guys
Stay up all night having big parties
Where people wait 20 minutes in line to get a drink
And laugh when the clock says 4:20
We’re frat guys
Say hi to Big Mike he’s really great
He doesn’t like to bathe and 50 lbs overweight
He drinks too much getting loud and obnoxious
Did you go to class Mike? Naw, I was unconscious
Some of the frat guys are getting upset
Because of their lack of heterosexual sex
That’s because of Brother Jim, Girls are all over his nuts
Isn’t he suspected of rape? Ya but he has a really nice butt
As for our President, he’s as cool as they come
When he graduates he plans on moving back with his mom
Thanks to the lessons he learned at Alpha Beta Pi
He’ll be the coolest guy in the welfare line
Act real tough and get in fights
And whistle at girls when they walk by
We’re one step behind the evolutionary line
We’re frat guys
There’s an old fraternity saying that goes
Stop chasing a girl if they say so
But if their passed out they can’t say no
We’re frat guys