My Dumps

Princess Alanis Morissette thought she was being so precious and clevvah reformatting the Black-Eyed Peas' 'My Humps'... this takes it to the next level and beyond: this is the real scat, don't ya know?

References... *"All that tripe comin' out of your pipe?" Tripe: edible offal from the stomachs of various farm animals. Popular around the world. What are we to do with all that waste and by-product or culture produces? - why, consume it, of course!.

**"My lovely lady dumps / In the back and in the back / Andy Gump! Andy Gump is a Portable Toilet Rental Service Serving California: "Over 40 years experience in providing the Highest Quality Portable Sanitation in Southern California." -- Also the head of the Gumps clan from "a popular comic strip about a middle-class family, created by Sidney Smith in 1917, launching a 42-year run in newspapers from February 12, 1917 until October 17, 1959." America is a long-standing leader in comic-strip and waste management concerns.

***"They buy me things like Depends" Depend is a brand of unisex adult underwear for those experiencing urinary or fecal incontinence by Kimberly-Clark. Two ply TP is not enough. Concerned citizens want something more stable to contain their embarrassing secrets.

****"My junk is on the run / They buy Imodium" Product name for Loperamide, used to control diarrhea. She doesn't need it, her flow is her "best friend". Another device for containment of our embarrassment. Few have the nerve to just let it out and change what causes this dysfunction, or to embrace the dysfunction. For some it's "It's running off the deep end", what "grown-up's" are told never to let happen. cf. Jean Cocteau: "Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot, which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.")

*****"I'm gonna make make make you scrub / Make you scrub scrub scrub the bird." Probable reference to the BP Global & Exxon Valdez oil spills, a metaphor for corporate multinationals "sitting" over our natural resources and, tacitly, or docile acceptance of this sick SM situation. Of acceptance of the arrangement whereby we clean up after they scat all over us.

Also relevant for pointing to the fascist SM connection between captor and slave in our culture, that is essentially the same as it was in any concentration camp, only in a more insidiously subtle form: e.g., Exxon-Mobil was originally called Standard Oil. John D. Rockefeller’s driving force was to finance the fascist parties of Italy and the Nazi in Germany to declare the war against the USSR, overthrow the Bolsheviks and reopen the oil access (same story throughout the generations to this day, only today it's the Anglo powers leading the charge in the name of fascist big business expansion and interests). The Third Reich's war machine was deeply aided by Rockefeller's Standard Oil process of hydrogenation that produced chemical weapons used in combat and would later manufacture lethal gases for the death camps.

Flash forward 50 years: the same lust for power at all costs led to the oil spill in Alaska, where Exxon and it's associates got away basically Scott (2-ply) Free, smirkingly telling bleeding heart masochists to "scrub the bird", suck our dumps, chumps... and a decade latter the same thing in the Gulf Coast from bedfellow BP (perhaps in the next decade Shell will dump all over another of our treasures, asking us the eat it, grin and bear it.)

Would-be Environmentalist softies are the chumps staring up from the glass tables, watching and warning with horror and fascination at the spectacle of human degradation, and ultimately liking it after a while. It becomes a game rather quickly, so they role-play as "Conservative" & "Liberal" / Top & Bottom. Al Gore (one of the would-be's under the glass table) was even slandered by an Exxon-paid shill and likened to Joseph Goebbels - leading Gore to push the poop back and call Exxon 'Global-warming Deniers / Holocaust Deniers': his poop, their poop, back and forth...)

Last year, (is it any accident?), Exxon had a campaign for 700 of their German gas stations where they promoted their coffee as the best with the infamous slogan seen at the gates of Buchenwald: "“Jedem das Seine / To Each His Own”. This, after several companies had been charged after using this phrase, Exxon went ahead and used it anyway. The darkest kind of sick joke? Or mere brazen dirty talk to the recipients of the dark spill (coffee does for our gastrointestinal organs comparable to the damage oil does for our coastline). Everybody knows coffee is a known bowel irritant, but we keep sucking it down and paying for it.

"All that turd in the back of your herd?" Are we to keep wiping and flushing and scrubbing that bird? How much further can our civilization sink into scatological fascism before we say Stop: no more putting that gas nozzle into tank, and the untold violence it represents around the world? How much more shit can we take?