Behind These Lazer Eyes

Ohhh, Oh Em Gee, ohh.
Ohhh, Oh Em Gee.
Seems like just yesterday,
I had my period.
I used to be so thin,
I used to wear real clothes.
My clothes, they are so tight,
they just don't fit me right.
Unstretchable, each day my stomach grows.
Now I can't breathe, or see my feet.
I guess the test was wrong.
Here I am once again,
I'm havin' a baby.
Can't deny, can't pretend,
I thought there was just one.
Superheroes, deep inside,
But Batman isn't going to survive,
Behind these lazer eyes.
Labor pains they make me shout.
Opened up to let you out,
you made me feel real fat
for nine months of my life.
I was a child star,
Now I'm bigger than a car.
Yo te voy amar,
Where is the nearest bar?
Now I can't breathe, or see my feet,
I guess the test was wrong.
Here I am once again,
I'm havin' a baby.
Can't deny it, can't pretend,
I thought there was just one.
Superheroes, deep inside,
But Batman isn't going to survive.
Swallow, barf, and spit food out.
Spiderman is on the shelf.
Seeing you, I think of cows.
Now I don't shoot out my lazers anymore...
(three)
You're a whore.
Here I am, once again,
I'm havin' a baby.
Can't deny it, can't pretend,
I thought there was just one.
Superheros deep inside,
but Batman isn't going to survive.
Behind these lazer eyes.
Behind these lazer EYEZZZZAH.