Proud To Be Plastic

Hey, whats going on?
Drool before I'm gone,
Waste of precious time, you know.
Sure, I'm looking good
Don't you think I would?
I got Cindy Crawford's video.
Go and get the blow,
I know where to go,
Coolest place you ever seen.
Maybe we can dance
In a bathroom romance,
To a ballad of East 17.
Try some ecstacy,
Get as dumb as me,
Read that even Sting's a fan.
Rave 'til the end,
Invent another trend:
Mandela joins the Ku Klux Klan
Anyway the wind blows, I swallow anything.
Anyway the wind blows, I'll sing the words you sing.
That is how the story goes, Consume 'til i get sick.
Anyway the wind blows, Proud to be plastic.
Prozac with tea,
One happy family,
Still remember how to laugh.
Dad gets mommy wet
With porno on the 'net,
My brother splits his gut in half.
I don't really care,
Gotta do my hair,
To get Eddie Vedder's autograph.
I am V.I.P
You can come with me
Just get another pair of shoes
We can rob a bar
Then we steal a car
Smoke someone and we'll be news
Show me you're romantic
Let me be your chick
Shoot some dude to prove you're mine
Show me you're romantic
Let me be your chick
Send shivers down my teenage down my teenage spine
Anyway the wind blows, I swallow anything.
Anyway the wind blows, I'll sing the words you sing.
That is how the story goes, Consume 'til i get sick.
Anyway the wind blows, Proud to be plastic. (x2)
Anyway the wind blows, I swallow anything.
Anyway the wind blows, I'll sing the words you sing.
That is how the story goes, Consume 'til i get sick.
Anyway the wind blows, Proud to be plastic. (x2)