A Little Priest Lyrics
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...
LOVETT:
Good, you got it!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste...
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT:
It's an idea...
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
LOVETT:
Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!
How choice!
How
Rare!
For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:
And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?
It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!
TODD:
If it's for a price.
LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that's lean.
LOVETT:
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD:
Is that squire,
On the fire?
LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!
The history of the world, my love --
LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT:
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH:
That those above will serve those down below!
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?
TODD:
Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT:
Then again there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark!
Try the financier,
Peak of his career!
TODD:
That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT:
Well, he drank,
It's a bank
Cashier.
Never really sold.
Maybe it was old.
TODD:
Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT:
Next week, so I'm told!
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and
Notice 'ow well it's been greased...
Stick to priest!
but then of course it's... fiddle player!
TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player!
LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?
TODD: It's piping hot!
LOVETT: Then blow on it first!
The history of the world, my sweet --
LOVETT:
Oh, Mr. Todd,
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
What does it tell?
TODD:
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT:
And, Mr. Todd,
Too, Mr. Todd,
Who gets to sell!
TODD:
But fortunately, it's also clear
BOTH:
That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!
Since marine doesn't appeal to you, 'ow about... rear admiral?
TODD: Too salty. I prefer general.
LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is extra.
LOVETT:
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
TODD:
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
LOVETT:
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
TODD:
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT:
Then actor,
That's compacter!
TODD:
Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!
but we've got something you might fancy even better.
TODD: What's that?
LOVETT: Executioner!
Have charity towards the world, my pet!
LOVETT:
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD:
We'll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT:
High-born and low, my love!
TODD:
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH:
And to anyone
At all!
This song is genius. It lightens the mood greatly in what would be a very dark music without it. In this song, they formulate their plan to, well, serve people to people. How could it not work? lol... I love it.
This is a brilliant song. Amazing; only a genius could've written it.
I love at the very end of the song: "No, we'll serve anyone, meaning anyone, and to anyone, at all!" I agree with -SHAMELESS only a genius could have written it
I love how it's like the most upbeat song in the musical, and it's about eating people. Love it.
I notice this version is longer, so it must've been from the stage musical... I'll post the soundtrack version:
"A Little Priest"
MRS. LOVETT: (spoken)
That's all very well, but what're we gonna do about him?
TODD: (spoken)
Later on, when it's dark. We'll take it to some secret place and bury it.
MRS. LOVETT: (spoken)
Oh yeah, 'course we could do that. Don't suppose he's got any relatives that are gonna go poking around looking for him...
(sung)
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: (spoken)
Shame?
MRS. LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste... Such a nice, plump frame Wot's 'is name has... Had... Has! Nor it can't be traced... Business needs a lift Debts to be erased... Think of it as thrift As a gift If you get my drift... Seems an awful waste... I mean, with the price of meat What it is When you get it If you get it...
TODD: (spoken)
Ah!
MRS. LOVETT:
Good, you got it!
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop! Business never better using only pussycats and toast Now a puss is good for maybe six or seven at the most! And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
MRS. LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste...
TODD:
Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always! Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know! How delectable! Also undetectable!
LOVETT: Think about it! Lots of other gentlemen'll Soon be comin' for a shave, Won't they? Think of All them Pies!
TODD: How choice! How rare! Oh what's the sound of the world out there?
MRS. LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
MRS. LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!
TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH: And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?
TODD: (spoken)
These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for
MRS. LOVETT: (spoken)
Here we are. Hot out of the oven!
TODD: (spoken)
What is that?
MRS. LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest
TODD:
Is it really good?
MRS. LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't come in sins of the flesh, So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD: Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
MRS. LOVETT: No, y'see, the trouble with poet is How do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!
Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD:
If it's for a price.
MRS. LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow, Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that's lean?
MRS. LOVETT:
Well, then, if you're British and loyal, You might enjoy Royal Marine! Anyway, it's clean Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD:
Is that squire, On the fire?
MRS. LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer, You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker, More like vicar!
MRS. LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer -- It's green!
TODD:
The history of the world, my love --
MRS. LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves, Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
MRS. LOVETT:
Ev'rybody shaves, So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
TOGETHER:
That those above will serve those down below!
TODD: (spoken)
What is that?
MRS. LOVETT:
It's fop. Finest in the shop Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual sheperd on top And I've just begun Here's the politician so oily, it's served with a doily Have one!
TODD:
Put it on a bun Well, you never know if it's going to run!
MRS. LOVETT:
Try the friar! Fried is drier!
TODD:
No! The clergy is really too coarse and too mearly
MRS. LOVETT:
Then actor? It's compacter
TODD:
Ah, but always arrives overdone!
(spoken) I'll come again when you have judge on the menu!
(sung) Have charity towards the world, my pet
MRS. LOVETT:
Yes, yes, I know, my love
TODD:
We'll take the customers take we can get
MRS. LOVETT:
High-born and low, my love
TODD:
We'll not discriminate great from small No! We'll serve anyone, meaning anyone
TOGETHER:
And to anyone At all!!!
Love singing along to this as well~!!
What does she mean when she says "No, you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased?"
Actually, I always thought it was a take on the idea that the work of artists, especially poets, live on well after they are deceased. So in essence, the work of a poet is not forgotten because they are immortalized by their art. So if you apply it to the circumstances in Sweeney Todd, a prominent artist or poet would likely be missed and their disappearance suspicious. That's how I view this particular line anyway.
Actually, I always thought it was a take on the idea that the work of artists, especially poets, live on well after they are deceased. So in essence, the work of a poet is not forgotten because they are immortalized by their art. So if you apply it to the circumstances in Sweeney Todd, a prominent artist or poet would likely be missed and their disappearance suspicious. That's how I view this particular line anyway.
i think she meant that poets are always stuffy and so busy writing and reading, theyre kind of sequestered by themselves all the time and philosophize about life and death, and its like theyre never alive
My. Favorite. Song. Ever.
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