Why Must I Be A Teenager Up The Duff?

Well it started out like any other day,
The sunshine blew the clouds away,
Mini-skirts are in today,
And the weathers gettin warm
We sat outside the Fox & Duck,
Had a pint and had a look,
Could almost taste the summer sun,
When something caught the eye,
Well I turned around quite slowly,
And I tried to hold her gaze,
Then somebody told me
Thats a mate of Elaines
(Oh no what ya caught?
Was she worth it?)
No not at all!
(Did she have a ring on?)
You know I never even thought
(Oh no what ya caught?
Was she worth it?)
No not at all!
(Did you wear a Jonny?)
You know I never even thought!
Well Elaine she's sat in the corner
Drinking Vodka & Coke through a straw
She seems half-cut already
And it's only quarter to four
Well Elaine she looked at this fella
She said lets get right out of this place
Come give me a snog in the disabled bog
And I'll put a smile on your face
And it might sound a little improper
And Elaine must be easy to please
Cos' she came out of there well smilin'
With grazes all over her knees
(Oh no what ya caught?
Was she worth it?)
No not at all!
(Did she have a ring on?)
You know I never even thought
(Oh no what ya caught?
Was she worth it?)
No not at all!
(Did you wear a Jonny?)
You know I never even thought!
(Oh no what ya caught?
Was she worth it?)
No not at all!
(Did she have a ring on?)
You know I never even thought
(Oh no what ya caught?
Was she worth it?)
No not at all!
(Did you wear a Jonny?)
You know I never even thought!
I never even thought!