Wizard

Down in the green room
Somebody's moanin'
A couple of groupies
Are makin' a movie
Down in the green room
Somebody's moanin'
A couple of groupies
Are makin' a movie
Your manager warned you
That women are evil
I guess he forgot that
You worship the Devil

Down down down in the dungeon
Dance dance dance with the daggers
Blow another bubble
Shhhhhhiver for Wizard
La la la
Wizard of wasn't
Moan moan, motherfucker
Beg beg, you dumb bastard
Dig it
Lick a little trickle
From the ick-suck-sicle
La la la
Wizard of isn't

All of the ogres
Are havin' an orgy
We're pluckin' the feathers
Off of the angels
All of the ogres
Are havin' an orgy
We're pluckin' the feathers
Off of the angels
We battle our boredom
By building a kingdom
And suckin' some stardom
Through a crack in a condom

Down down down in the dungeon
Dance dance dance with the daggers
Blow another bubble
Shiver for Wizard
La la la
Wizard of wasn't
Moan moan, motherfucker
Beg beg, you dumb bastard
Dig it
Lick a little trickle
From the ick-suck-sicle
La la la
Wizard of isn't

Why?
Why do you hate me?
Why?
I'm not the things I do
Jesus!
Jesus loves me
You should find a way to love me too
I'm just like you
I just need love
Can't we be friends?
Fuck off, sucker

"Shut up for a second. I am your mother, you dumb fucker. You think love'll kill me? Love built me! You wouldn't know love if it sprouted horns and spit shit in your face! I am love! I whip the hurt out. I push the pus out. I got a tongue'll knock your teeth out. Mmmm. Bend over, you new age pussy. Siphon the fear out of the phallus. I'm the bad ass cannibal of this alchemical carnival. I'm stuffin' babies into catapaults to bomb the cathedrals. I'm kickin' all you camels back through the eye of the needle.
I am love.
I am love."