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My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skippy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skippy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
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My dick--reads Tolstoy for fun yo dick--stuck on See Spot Run
i dont know what the hell this guy was thinkin, Macaulay Culkin is sexy <3
I think this song indicates an epic struggle to come to terms with one's identity as a male. Very touching and symbolic.
The line "My dick, pretty damn skimpy" should say "pretty damn skippy"
"My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines" HAHAHA WHAT A CRACKER mickey avalon is hilarious. very good song to dance to. peace brothers
me and my best friend brooke listen to this every morning and jam out. srsly, OUR dicks are the bomb. your dick fucked your mom. :D bahaha.
hahaha funny shit
noone in here is ¬_¬
wow. do us all a favor and grow up, people. kthnx.
@logistics I've done a lot of growing up in the past 17 years, this is still funny as hell. K thanks
@logistics I've done a lot of growing up in the past 17 years, this is still funny as hell. K thanks
Okayy logistics, all you wanted to say was "wow. do us all a favor and grow up, people. kthnx." Whatever I love this song! And it cracks me up... lol This is a good dancing song!