Step Forward

I climbed the stairs for my first group of the day
Was some TV pilot trying to go the whole way
But on the whole it was a shocking display – that’s right
She filled the questionnaire with her beauty and grace
She had a red birthmark splotched across the side of her face
The sent of chardonnay it quickened my pace
She said “come on down from that lecture seat boy,
I’ll make your shaving cuts bleed
I do declare I’ve been waiting for you
Packing seven wonders
And more if you need – so come on
Step forward baby into the light
Cause there’s a thousand ways to make it, trust me it’s alright
I’ve seen the future and the future’s bright
So step forward into the light”
We run the classes now
It’s a provident life
But there’s so many overheads and waivers to sign
Sure beats consuming all that smack and red wine
All the time
And I thank the lord for such a provident life (thank you lord)
I thank the lord that all she had is now mine (thank you lord)
This advertising lifestyle suits me just fine
As I look down from my executive suite
Sipping on my Mexican beer
I think back to times that weren’t so sweet
And that crazy lad how she whispered in my ear she said, “come on…
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