The Most Offensive Song Ever

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."
Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: Even though you went to town, and sucked some semen down
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: And Mary had to offer a bribe
Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money
Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn
Then it's not considered a sin
Kenny: To suck a dick to get a room tonight.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That's right! Then three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Kenny: Mary thought that she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
go on and blow those three wise men
Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin
Kenny: Cause there was no penetration.
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: The donkey and the ox and lambs...
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: They'll say "Damn that bitch can suck a good dick"
'Cause sucking dick...
Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick...
Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: Mary Mary suck that dick!
[Laughter]