The song lyrics were written by the band Van Halen, as they were asked to write a song for the 1979 movie "Over the Edge" starring Matt Dillon. The movie (and the lyrics, although more obliquely) are about bored, rebellious youth with nothing better to do than get into trouble. If you see the movie, these lyrics will make more sense. It's a great movie if you grew up in the 70s/80s you'll definitely remember some of these characters from your own life. Fun fact, after writing the song, Van Halen decided not to let the movie use it.
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."
Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: Even though you went to town, and sucked some semen down
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: And Mary had to offer a bribe
Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money
Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn
Then it's not considered a sin
Kenny: To suck a dick to get a room tonight.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That's right! Then three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Kenny: Mary thought that she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
go on and blow those three wise men
Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin
Kenny: Cause there was no penetration.
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: The donkey and the ox and lambs...
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: They'll say "Damn that bitch can suck a good dick"
'Cause sucking dick...
Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick...
Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: Mary Mary suck that dick!
[Laughter]
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."
Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: Even though you went to town, and sucked some semen down
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: And Mary had to offer a bribe
Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money
Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn
Then it's not considered a sin
Kenny: To suck a dick to get a room tonight.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That's right! Then three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Kenny: Mary thought that she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
go on and blow those three wise men
Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin
Kenny: Cause there was no penetration.
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: The donkey and the ox and lambs...
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: They'll say "Damn that bitch can suck a good dick"
'Cause sucking dick...
Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick...
Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: Mary Mary suck that dick!
[Laughter]
Lyrics submitted by gsleith
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